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Last comic is a joke

July 19, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Okay, I am boycotting Last Comic Standing since I think it’s rigged. I was reading on wikipedia that ever since the second season this where it all started.

I am sure it has been rigged since the beginning. There are a lot of reasons why I say this.

For one thing, it features people that are already “famous” comedians. I assumed that it was for amateurs, not celebrities.. but anyway.. people who already have a career such as Jimmy Norton or the guy who played Spence on King of Queens shouldn’t have been on there. They aren’t exactly famous, accept for the guy who played Spence, now he’s famous for playing a cartoon rodent on Splatatuouie or whatever that movie is called.

The main reason I say the show is rigged is because of the following, which is from wikipedia.org:

During season two, a panel of four celebrity judges was used to shrink the field of 40 semifinalists to ten finalists. The celebrity judges rated each of the semifinalists as they performed, and cast votes for the 10 top comedians. When the ten finalists were announced they did not seem to correspond with the judges’ votes. In this way it was unintentionally revealed that their votes did not necessarily determine the final contestants. Two of the celebrity judges, comedians Drew Carey and Brett Butler, responded in outrage and stormed away from the judge’s table after the finalists were announced.

The two were shown backstage arguing with producers. Carey and Butler did not understand how the finalists who were announced could be correct, since it did not match their votes. It was revealed that a panel of four producers were also casting votes in the process, assuring that unless all four celebrity judges cast the exact same ten votes, their voting power could be usurped by the four unanimously agreeing producer votes. If for some reason all four celebrity judges did cast the exact same votes, the worst the producers would be faced with is a tie.

Carey became further outraged upon learning this information. He was upset that he had been led to believe he had a vote in the outcome of the show. He reportedly responded, “All you wanted was our faces.”[citation needed] It was also revealed that some of the finalists who advanced were clients of the producers or directors of the show.

Allegedly, some of the competitors in opening rounds were plants hired by the producers to liven up the auditions on television[2]. For example, Buck Star, a comedian who followed talent executives Bob Read and Ross Mark to auditions across the country, is rumored to be a production assistant for NBC.

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Okay… um… hello

July 19, 2007 · 5 Comments

Okay, it is now seven days later and I have no new suggestion for my blog. This leads me to a few conclusions.

1. No one reads my blog anymore (or at least they haven’t been lately).

2. If people are reading my blog, no one cares to respond.

As far as I can figure there is no other explanation.

Now, to those who do read my blog, don’t feel obliged to give me a suggestion now. I will continue my blog … yes despite your apathy for the hope that someday someone will read it. Actually, I do this for myself and I really don’t care who reads it. That’s not entirely true, but if I really cared I think I would try to be more professional and that would lead to me being less open and carefree about what I put in my blog. I am not totally convinced that I have no audience or I would turn this into my personal diary but then it would be read and I would get myself in trouble for things that I would post on blog. Mainly with people that actually know me. Which would include anyone who’s ever read my blog.

Pretending I have an audience, for those who read my blog, I actually have several blogs through blogger.com, this is the only one I really post items to. I suppose I could delete the others, but I feel like preserving them for some strange reason, as if I am going to continue with them later.

Well that’s all I have to say about this subject.

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